I work in the country, in that – the place I work is right out in the sticks. Most of the roads on the way there are main roads, but there is one small but not insignificant stretch of road which is a “proper” country road: there are a few points along the road where it’s only wide enough to fit one car.
This morning, I was driving down there, and came across another car coming in the other direction. Unfortunately, they’d happened to pick the only bit of the road where it was really muddy! Now I have a rather muddy car 🙁
Ah well, c’est la vie.