It must be surreal day in the news

Firstly, I read that a man attacked police with a digeridoo, and now I read that a nurse attacked a colleague with a frozen fish (a trout, actually, if you’re interested. I always thought frozen trout made better weapons than frozen salmon).

The last paragraph of the frozen fish story is fantastic:

Jamie Foster, for the Nursing and Midwifery Council, said Ms Jennings also lied about her training record, misled staff about the availability of beds on Ward 8, and bound a clerk’s head and mouth with bandages while he was on the phone.

Monty Python would be proud…


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