Bizarre search terms people find your website from

On my web hosting package, I’ve got a stats program which lets me know what search terms people are using to find this website.

Some of them are fairly understandable. Some of them are just bizarre!

Here’s a selection:

  • facebook uploader
  • torchwood scripts (remember, I have no torchwood scripts…)
  • extreme canoeing
  • christian song lyrics
  • changing a battery in a smoke detector open cover
  • how are tv viewing figures calculated
  • mains powered smoke alarm making beeping sound
  • penicillin (what??? – as far as I know, I’ve never even mentioned penicillin!)
  • first rule of robot club (I hope this was another fan of Spaced)
  • obsessed with badgers (WHY would anyone be searching for this??? – worrying!)
  • the worst things you can do in christianity? (I’m so glad that someone searching for that came to my website?! – not as an example, I hope!)
  • i need a free will (nah, sorry, we don’t have free will mate…)

Some of those are just bizarre. Ah well, I’m glad the internet is its usual, random self…


One response to “Bizarre search terms people find your website from”

  1. Just looked again, and found someone came to this site from the search “nakedwomen”. WHAT?!!!!

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